Friday, August 6, 2010

Lifetime Fitness Costs

Creazionissimo (Part II) The

Summary of the previous episode:
Blind, puff! God, hobby & work, light, pose, Adam and Eve, ssssh! apple, bullshit, sclera.

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When Adam and Eve had disobeyed God coincidentally had just finished watching Forum where it was played a similar case. Then uttered the same sentence that bet.

"You people work with sweat." Then "You women give birth in pain." Sante Licheri was really pissed off that day.

Man has always done better, what's the sweat compared to the pain?

But the thing that would piss the female gender, however, is that the discount of the penalty is further unbalanced with pain while giving birth, she sweats as well.

However, when driven from Paradise and sent to the province of Rovigo, Adam opened a company (individual course) working in the food, clothing, housing, health, entertainment, etc.. .. His fortune, there was no anti-trust.

Those two were not environmentalists. Indeed decided to initiate the propagation of the human race.

Cain and Abel were born. Respectively farmer and shepherd. But children said they wanted to do the usual football player and an astronaut.

the sacrifices that God preferred Abel's offering to Cain's. And you want to put those beautiful tomatoes and seitan steaks against? Without competition, really. What then god

mica even tried to say thanks to Cain. He could invent anything: intolerance to vegetables or put them in the fridge to eat later, no, a peasant.

Cain, taken from envy, he slew Abel, ruining forever the rays of a television schedules.

God punished him, partly because he liked the steak derived from the carcass of Abel.

And then God did not know how to behave, it also happened on Sunday. There was no forum.

Then Cain left that place in the company of his wife, the last character added by the writers for the sequel.

He founded a city of its own, and named his wife Councillor. In short, no one knows how much damage it has done with its run by bad example.

(ricontinua ... maybe ...)

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