Pinocchio
INCIPIT
There was once a charming village in Tuscany, north of Florence, where rampant crime and degradation. Drug trafficking, rapes and spam mail advertising made by the master on citizens. At least one floor of a skyscraper, there was a two-story studio apartment with kitchenette and services, was the home of Renato Geppetto, a pimp Trieste was continuing coverage as a hobby and also a small business as a carpenter.
One day Renato was a knock at the door, gun in hand, went on her knees curled up to open with the usual precautions for those who live in paranoia: "We are Catholics, we do not care! But if he wants to leave the wheel well in the pit of letters ". But it was Mastrociliegia known cocaine dealer on the East-end Osmannoro. It was from him to ask him to hide a bag of stuff that had the police at his heels. Except that opened the backpack, instead of coca there was a bundle containing a baby. "Holy Christ, it happened again! Alitalia is shit," said Mastrociliegia first angry, then disappointed expression to do with tenderness. "And now what do we cut?" and Renato "This is already cut" without indicating the child nor legs nor arms. "Leave him here, unfounded and cute, I put the TV on a doily."
Over time, the child becomes an adolescent, the scattered hairs grew in the face, pimples and ipod. So much so that, after years of slavery endured by Geppetto who owed him take the food, change it, go on and make him throw the cigarettes, it was necessary to give the arts.
First, Geppetto tries to build of wood, but they were all crooked and that seemed to have hairy Lucio Dalla. He went to throw the garbage out saying to himself, "take the limbs and put it away" then he noticed his neighbor after hearing that his pun looked startled and said severely, "this is not satire."
He turned so the Italian research has found a seller on EBAY and bought a bionic hand for 12 € including shipping costs, including finding gadgets and hats that sold for monetizing. Not finding nothing, went to work for the rest and, after many nights lost in his woodworking tools and supplies including, came out victorious and satisfied with look, with a wooden stick with a handle covered in fabric flowers. He had a plan. More sleepless nights to study it to perfection, then put it in note: he went on the road to Pistoia, he came to stand behind a hooker, made her the bionic hand with his finger on his left shoulder to call and when she turned sbam! with the stick from the right. He took her home, took off his legs and mount them on small ornament of now 84 Kg
The first reaction was to watch the little hand with long fingers and red nail polish and run to the bathroom. To do something that had never dared to ask Renato Geppetto.
soon found himself out front Renato staring at him from head to toe moved. He said, "enough, I found a name, do not call you Thun, Your name is Pinocchio." - "Why Pinocchio?" - "Because you're all a porn film together in the flesh (assembled), and I remember one named Pinocchio, who wanted to be a parody of something else that I do not know. "
(continue, one day ... weather permitting)
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