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At one point he came Noah. Like this
Noah was a man who always prayed and prayed and prayed and prayed. By now he had lost all love and work, for this hobby.
The fact that God hears all prayers ste, filling his voice mail. Do not take it anymore, also because it came prayers even at 3 night.
One fine day, yet another prayer was the straw that broke the camel's back: the came in while he was in bed with the wife of Noah (who gave to anyone now, with that of her husband who found himself the subject).
What then Noah was also wrong that time, he was not praying, called the ACI to wonder if he had left with the pressure of 300 millibars and a forecast of bad weather in Modena at 17, maintaining an average speed of 125km / h or so, if it was to escape the disturbance. Noah
you remember, right? Not the one with the red alfa south. However
god did not want to know anything and was just about to strike him when he was stopped by the house phone. Was the bailiff who has informed the order for payment of arrears bills of light that created a few years earlier.
At that point he realized that he could not kill Noah, who was the only of all mankind to pay the bills. Rather, the monkey went up against all the others.
Then he was a great idea that would allow him to kill two birds with one stone, and thought, "Mo 'kill them all with a great flood, estimated assholes, and could save the only fool that page ... ouch! * Noemi plan, be careful with sti ... fucking teeth making him build something to save his skin, so let's see if intaffarato have time to pray. " Just
learned the piano, Noah complained that alone could not succeed in building a boat. Then God in His great goodness and omnipotence, prompted the first crisis of fiat, resulting in the dismissal of his three children who had migrated north to work making it back home and making it available. Forcing it too please: "since you are ...".
"Thank god!" (You can only give thanks, and look at not to show sarcasm).
transform the three sons Shem, Ham and Japheth, respectively, blacksmith, carpenter and interior decorator gay.
God gave the means to build a boat: working tools, materials and the usual files De Agostini who collected already served before, and are now lying in the attic. But since there was so much material that otherwise would be lost, I built a little 'bigger.
The first time failed crabs well, so that the strange vessel was named after the reaction had at first glance: "Yacht!"
Among other things was a big drawback: the inside as well as humidity, had formed Briatore. At this point, Noah decided to get rid of everything, with an anonymous call to 117.
With what little material remained (so far as used before), the four managed to build a giant ark, even if rudimentary (Japheth was all the time at a party on the yacht).
(... and maybe more ...)
* Yes ok, Noemi Noah's wife, ok, ok, I have no imagination, ok.
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