's night, about 02:00 am. I can not sleep, is also hot.
I sit beside the window fumarmi a cigarette. there is an owl on the ledge of his shoulders. Just hear the sound of the chair that creaks slightly when I sit down, turn shooting their heads "Hello. Sorry, if I'm bothering you here? "I
:" Imagine. All right? Do you want to offer something to drink? "
C . "No, thanks. I'm working. As if I had accepted."
I : "What job is it?"
C . "Consists in putting in the relevance of a house where someone is dying."
I : "Cool. Pagano be ..? ... Hey hey hey calm, as it is history?'m Going to die?"
The owl takes out a piece of paper from his pocket under the left wing, take a look.
C . "Well, it seems so," I
: "Excuse me, what do you know?" I'm fine "
C ." There was an ambush by my co-worker , on the terrace of the building opposite. Roger, the black cat. Here it is there. " Indeed on the terrace in front is a black cat who greets her leg.
R ." Hello Cataldo, thou hast hot? ahahahaha! ".
Cataldo makes a gesture with the wing, accompanied by a turn towards me with his eyes pointed smile, as if to say-no notice, it is so."
C . "has fun with nothing . But it is a good catfish, a worker.
I : "Hey, you're both great funny guys, have you ever thought about zelig? Shit, tell me why I'm going to die? "
(Meanwhile, you hear the cat away from Roger singing" love you very t'aggij wanted ")
C ., "The black cat is around for a week on the terrace in front and a few hours before death, the owl sits on housing of the dying. They give us instructions, needless bureaucracy to come to knowing why ".
I : "... Ok, beautiful scene, but it's just what happens in the folk tales of the South, do not believe"
C . "Do not believe it, eh?"
I : "NO!"
C . "Do not have any discomfort? Even an ache somewhere? Nothing at all?"
I : "NO, NO and NNO! Now go away fuck off, they both come on!"
C . "I understand ..." says, looking down and waving a little 'with wings. Suddenly, lightning shot put with the left wing right wing, pull off a 7.65 caliber, and I tip him
C . "NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE SON OF A BITCH!? EH?! EH? !
I : "No, please!" What I have ... "
C . "Trembles, ASSHOLE!"
I : "Wh-what did I do?! What do you want from me?"
C . "Now do not you do more the fool, eh! Damn!"
cat Roger's voice from far away: "Then take him out. Shoot him in the face of that son of a bitch and go home"
C . "Shut up you, CAZZOOO!" waving his gun in an escalation of tension. Back with his eyes on me and trying to appear calm 'listen, do not have one with you "I
," but then ... "
C . "CLOSE THE SEWER, ASSHOLE! ... I said, we do not want to hurt you but open those ears good fucking, Federico, the canary respectable fifth floor, told us that you have not signed the petition for the eviction of the Roma that his mistress has asked politely "I
:" I do not want to sign. It seems to me that nothing bad is happening here. Among other things, the League is, give it its annoying of sight. "
C . (after giving me a blow with the gun, I can endorse it under his nose):" Well, good. And I'll kill you. "
Me:" Ma .. Who are you? "
R ." What the fuck are you waiting for? Bucagli that face fucking "(while sitting, always in front, to roll a barrel).
C ." (Ufffh!) then we give you another chance, or want to solve everything at once? "
I : "I understand you will send the government."
C . "AHAHAHAHAHAHHA"
R . (a little late, and always in the distance): "AHAHAHAHAHAH"
C . "you're a hoot. Then I tell you, since you are light years away from reality. You avoid me, you always pretend not to see me, do not want others to see you with me, but I'm with you almost forever. I'm your dark side, the racist, xenophobic, homophobic, ... "I
:" Ok enough with the balls. You can not, I do not I've got a dark side as well. I could not letting us have grown to a certain extent myself. It is not that you're the dark side of someone else? "
C ." Dearie, but you grow as you grow underestimate the power of television "I
:" I've watched a lot of TV, it is true, but a certain type of television. And when he accidentally fell from the TV that are makes people like that, I went over and it is therefore impossible to "C
." this is what you always did, but I finally have the guise of an owl, when I was your window on the hill my legs allow me to just stay back, so I've always seen the TV of your neighbor across.
Me: "Are you kidding?! and I have to suffer the consequences of your disability? "
C ." If only you had learned to know me better and I had kept more to your side, I saw the TV that you see, I grew up with you and I'd taught. So we are two separate things. Oh, and I hate you. "
I ." I understand ... but rather that person there, Roger, Who the fuck is that? "
C ." He represents something that follows you forever and keep at a safe distance, is the sclera, the loss of inhibitions. "
I ." yes, but as you have made just see it now? ".
C ." because we have seen that you've settled, a steady job, home, a wife ... "I
or" eh, he? "
C . "Now you can sbracare. Did you see, like many artists, famous or even young politicians who have certain values, once systems have conformed to the worst "I
" ... sc-sorry, there is a way for USC ... but you can do stop that? "(Roger singing" bomb! a sensual movement! bomb! movement mui sexy! ")
C ." RUGGERO TROIAA SLUT! "
R ." oh, sorry, eh. What it my fault if they are a merry "I
:" I said, there is a way out of this situation? "
C ." Yes .. "I
:" Eh , then? "
C ." Let me be with you, Adopt Me ".
I :" Maybe you misunderstood the term-out-, I'm not going to come even, indeed. Oh, maybe it would keep the cat, but seeing it is the type that runs on the grass in your pocket by its tongue to the drug-sniffing dogs, maybe will get me nothing but trouble. "
C ." Ok, then money. "
I :" Huh?! Here I knew it, everyone is scripted ... "
C ." I'm fucking is all scripted. A guy a few years ago refused to pay and had to change his political faction, completely contradicting what he preached to before and while being bisexual in a homophobic party moralists. "
I :" I think you understand who we are talking " .
C . "Ah, I knew I had understood. Weird one ... you know, sleeping with naked soles of his shoes, and shoes Babusci from above. That's why when you see it on TV it seems always tired. "
I :" I do not have cash, a check is good? "
C ." as long as it covered ".
Fill out the check.
C ." hey, but how did you do that? "I
:" count the zeros "
C ." 1, 2, 3, 4, ... 7. Seven zeros? one hundred billion? "I
:" Er, yes "
(" Brigitte Bardot, Bardot ... "- Roger always)
C ." Man, then, fine. Beware though, that if this check from ... by ... What is this stem? "I
:" E 'a a "C
." hey, I wanted to cheat, is a number that is a little "I
" Cataldo, Cataldo, I'm surprised at you. Ask Roger, Roger! AS IF ONE IS A LOT OF ZEROS NEAR THERE? "
R ." Much, if you are two hundred and fifty thousand if there are three, five if they are a billion, if they are a 7 trillion "
C . "Ok, you convinced me, but I told them that if this allowance from € 000000/01 is false, return"
I : "If it is true, however, give me your word not to return" C
.: "Word of the owl. Goodbye. "
I or" Goodbye ".
leave.
"Chicken, I knew that was not the type willing to stay with me even when I was in school."
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